I recently heard about a hilarious conspiracy theory about Finland. The whole story is pretty long but I’ll try my best to downsize it. Apparently, Russia and Japan made Finland up following the Cold War. Japan always had activists on their ass because of the extensive tuna fishing. We all know how they love their sushi. So, they came up with a fake country located in Eastern Sweden. Now they could harpoon all they want and no one would bat an eye. All the fish were then transported through Russia under the cover of Nokia products, a company owned by the Japanese. Russia would get its cut in fish because they were starving back then. Think about it. Fin-land? Fish-Fin-Land? It’s all obviously a very much over-the top joke. We live in a day and age where even the dumbest things seem nor...
