There are so many misconceptions when it comes to erotic massage in Phuket and Thailand in general. Massage is one of Thailand’s greatest exports. Everyone seems to think that all studios here offer happy endings and it’s just not true. Most massage studios in Phuket specialize in Thai massage, simple as that. Many of them operate outside, in the open air. How do you imagine getting a hand job right next to the beach with people walking by? It’s indecent exposure and you can get locked up for that.
You can get a decent massage and even sexual service in several indoor erotic massage parlours in Phuket. Christin Massage (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Christin%20Massage/108470645913486/) in Patong is the most recognizable one. It’s located just around the corner of Bangla street; just look for a massive pink building. Soi Kepsap is a street littered with tiny massage parlours and almost all of them do happy endings and more. You can get a massage for around $30, a happy ending is $30 extra. As usual you’ll have to negotiate with an old, mean mamasan (the notorious female pimps from East Asia). Too bad that none of these places have proper websites.