The Netherlands just does not have a tradition of striptease clubs and you won’t encounter any regular striptease club in The Hague. You will, however, find tons of great modern sex clubs. They are usually a mix of a nightclub, striptease bar and a brothel. Mayfair (http://www.mayfair.nl/) at Bilderdijkstraat 108 is such erotic night club that boasts a good reputation. It has an amazing lounge area with a sweet bar, and cozy private rooms with beds and Jacuzzis.
Legal brothels in the Netherlands are often referred to as private houses. They are of the old school kind and have kept the good traditions and that also goes for the ones in The Hague. You can count on cozy rooms with girls, a lodging area with leather couches, and a stacked bar. Girls need to pass a recruitment process so the quality is much higher. Diane’s Secret (https://www.ds-girls.nl/) at Laan van Nieuw Oost Indie 200a is a name that comes up often amongst locals and brothel newbies. I mean, if I had an ugly son and was desperate for him to lose his virginity, I’d 100% take him to Diane’s Secret. Maison Prive (https://www.maisonprive.nl/) at Valeriusstraat 18A is another solid choice. You know they’re fancy when they’re named in French. An hour in a brothel in Hague costs around €80 on paper, but I’d prepare around €150 just to be safe.
What more do you need? Maybe a gangbang? Look no further than Paradise (https://paradiseclub.nl/) at Thomsonlaan 107, a sex sauna that openly advertises such events. Last, but not the least: The House of Submission (https://www.houseofsubmission.nl/) at Thomsonlaan 109A, if you like to get really freaky!