Erotic massage parlours are the second most popular way of mongering in Hong Kong. Studios are everywhere and openly offer sexual services. The only thing not on the literal menus is the intercourse because you know, “organized prostitution is illegal”. It’s still available, but not officially. Most online advertisers are outcall sensual massage services like Savoury Massage Hong Kong (http://hongkongmassagehongkong.com/). Everyone with a fetish for costume can eat his heart out: you want your masseuse to be dressed as an innocent school girl, a dominant nurse, a sexy flight attendant or even a pink bunny? All can be arranged. And what to think of their Gourmet Smooch options where sushi, vanilla cream or tropical fruit can be served on your date’s naked body. It’s the best of both worlds; you get a delicious meal but also some naughty action.
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