I have mixed feelings when it comes to erotic massage in Mexico City. Finding a decent sensual massage or body scrub in Mexico City, now officially named Ciudad de México (or CDMX), can turn out to be a hit or a miss. You can get a hand job in most of them, full service in some but in most cases they will not offer you a great experience. Be aware that in some erotic massage studios you can’t even pick a girl, they just assign you one. You can count on some special treatment as long as you’re somewhat decent looking and know a bit of Spanish. Just don’t get your hopes up, Latin women are famous for being temperamental. So you might as well get punched in the nuts and called a pendejo. And believe me: that is even worse than being called a fool.
It's not always easy to get a decent erotic massage in Mexico City
Some of the best parlours with masaj erotico on the menu are located around Zona Rosa. Finding the real gems will require some effort and you never really know if you’re getting off. Try Vitali Spa (https://vitalispa.negocio.site/) at Amsterdam 43, it’s one of the better massage salons in Zona Rosa. Keep in mind that most of those small studios that don’t even have websites are usually the best spots for happy endings. Even full service shouldn’t cost you more than $100.
