I’ll be frank; I expected some disgusting brothels posing as erotic massage parlours in Johannesburg. I wasn’t wrong, but the number of good studios is also very impressive. Girls will advertise online like everywhere else, but there are a few rub and tugs in Johannesburg worth your time. Elysium Spa (https://www.elysiumspa.me/) at 13 Rhodes St and Corlett’s Place 9 (https://www.massage-spa.co.za/) at 37 Lymington Ave are both very appealing.
And then there’s Iconique (https://www.iconique.co.za/) at 132 4th St, Parkmore, a sensual massage boutique featuring sex dolls. Those always crack me up. Are sex dolls the future of the sex business? Are they a prelude to sex robots? Or should we see them as an awkward gadget for weirdos? I don’t know, but I sure am excited to see what the future has in store for us perverts. Either way, an hour of erotic massage in Johannesburg will cost you around $100.