Jerusalem city guide

Jerusalem is more than a city. It stands as a symbol of both the best and the worst within humanity. A Holy City to both Islam and Judaism, it blurs the borders between reality and spirituality. Jerusalem will give you goose bumps even if you’re not religious. Every inch of these streets bears significance, but the Dome of the Rock Mosque is truly special. It’s one of the most important sites for Abrahamic faith. The Foundation Stone is where it got its name. According to scripture, the stone is part of the first creation. For the Jews, this is the place on earth closest to God. For the Muslims, this is also where Mohammed ascended to heaven. This is where King Solomon’s Palace once stood, which was later rebuilt as the Second Temple. Fast forward a couple of centuries, wars and exiles and it became a place where Jews have very limited access. You’ll see them praying at the Wailing Wall, which is a painful reminder of times past. This is the only part of the ancient temples that endured to the present day. Try and visit it towards the evening, when the tourists are gone. You’ll see crowds of Orthodox Jews and it’s a much more peaceful experience. Custom dictates that you take a piece of paper, write a wish, and stick it into cracks in the wall. There’s a little secret that not many people know about. The wall is much larger; it goes on for around 300 meters below the streets. The old temple was so massive that the walls needed to be dug deep into the ground to support the building. There are untold secrets in those tunnels; archaeologists are constantly uncovering new passages and artefacts. You can even tour the Zedekiah’s Cave, which is a quarry beneath the city. That’s where they mined all the limestone. It stretches over 5 acres and is of huge importance to Freemasons.

People standing at the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem

People come to the warm ancient stones of Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray or stand in silence, touching the shrine. It has become a tradition to write notes with cherished requests on small pieces of paper and insert them into the Wall; the first of them appeared in a crevice at the beginning of the 18th century

It all reminds me of that Jeruzalem supernatural horror movie from 2015. The premise was that one of three gates of hell was underneath the city. It gets ridiculous with winged angel zombies and giants, but it’s good entertainment. I loved how it portrayed the nightlife in Jerusalem, but there was also something curious: the Jerusalem Syndrome. The Dutch journalist Arthur van Amerongen wrote a great book about this phenomenon: Een passie voor Jeruzalem. Unfortunately it’s not translated in English yet. Some people go insane when what they read in the bible is confronted with reality. I can imagine that walking the Via Dolorosa could be a shock. It’s the street where Jesus carried the cross. You can literally walk in his footsteps. There’s even a rock in the wall, the one he grabbed when he tripped. It’s super smooth now because everyone wants to touch it. Jerusalem is littered with madness-inducing places like that. Church of the Holy Sepulchre gets wild as well. It’s where he was crucified, anointed, entombed, and even where he resurrected. All in one place. The Stone of Anointing is popular with the tourists, who like to lick it and rub it. Very awkward, I’m not sure Jesus would like that. The “profanum” is, by far, the worst thing about Jerusalem. All the tourists make it hard to experience the sacrum of this city. It’s hard to contemplate, let alone pray, with people breathing down your neck everywhere you go. Everyone is trying to sell you something, from mango juice to t-shirts. You’d think that Jerusalem is like one huge church, but it’s more of a giant bazaar.

View through the bars on Dome of the Rock Temple Mount

The sacred land of the Dome of the Rock Temple Mount is the subject of centuries of disputes, military and civil conflicts between Muslims and Jews, who for a long time were not even allowed to set foot on it

Late evenings and nights are much more enjoyable. All the organized groups of tourists head back for their suburban hotels. Locals, vagabonds, and all sorts of curious people take to the streets. Merchants from Mahane Yehuda Market close their stands and make room for the nightlife. The area transforms into a garden of bars and street food. Even the closed metal shutters turn into a gallery of urban art. The ancient labyrinthine alleys of the Old City also come to life. Follow the sound of humming muted bass. You never know what you’ll find in limestone basements and gated courtyards. Don’t forget to try the local specialties. I was always reluctant towards the food of this region. I thought there’s a little too much chickpeas to make anything taste good. Turns out that falafel is delicious and a good hummus is the best thing since fried cheese. Sabich? A fried eggplant sandwich sounds disgusting, right? It’s to-die-for, trust me.

Phuket city guide

Phuket is a notch above all the other Thai resorts, second only to Pattaya when it comes to tourist traffic. Five million visitors a year makes their “phuk-eet, let’s charge double for everything” approach somewhat justified. Transportation, hotels, drinks, food, everything is almost twice as expensive when compared to other resorts. Is it worth the money, though? Oh, for sure. Phuket is in a league of its own. Thailand is all about that organic, rugged, backpacking experience. It’s colourful, a little dirty, smelly, and wonderfully chaotic. Phuket is the opposite; the tourists here are looking for an upper market experience. Think more in the lines of Dubai than Bangkok. This province is even home to a substantial number of Muslims. You might want to think twice before showing too much skin at public beaches. Thankfully, most strips of sand are private and belong to closed-off hotels and resorts. Little towns and villages outside of main tourist centres are built around mosques. Phuket might be the largest Thai island, but the province itself is tiny. One of the more interesting things you can do is rent a boat and explore the surrounding archipelago. There are 32 small islands around Phuket and you can visit most of them. People will tell you that each one is unique, but it’s bullshit. It’s like walking through a forest and stopping at every single tree. There are three worth checking out: Koh Lao Lading, Phi Phi, and Khao Phing Kan.

Koh Lao Lading is a bit far from Phuket, but it’s worth going the extra mile. Frankly, there is nothing special about it, it’s “just” beautiful. It’s one of those hidden beach situations when it’s almost a cove tucked between rocky walls. An amazing experience if you’re into snorkelling: if it only wasn’t for dozens of influencers and their Instagram careers. You hit your head against some boat every time you try to resurface. Phi Phi Islands are the same, but with more spacious beaches. Coincidentally, they were featured in The Beach, which is one of my all-time favourite movies. And it has one of the best soundtracks too. Trust me, you need this CD in your life. The so called “James Bond Island” is my final recommendation. It’s almost identical to the other two, but it’s popular among fans of Roger Moore. It was pictured as the hideout of James’ main antagonist in The Man with the Golden Gun. All three islands are national parks protected by armed guards; so don’t go off picking flowers.   

Girl sitting on a swing looking at the sea island Koh Lao Lading near Phuket

Located far from the main tourist routes, Koh Lao Lading Island near Phuket is not visited by so many tourists, but this does not prevent them from being considered one of the most striking places in the southern part of Thailand

If you don’t have time to cruise around, then seeing just one of the three should suffice. Either one, I have no preference. I do have a couple of favourite spots in Phuket City, though. Reserve some time to see the Phuket Big Buddha. It’s like the Jesus of Rio de Janeiro, but it’s a Buddha and it’s in Thailand. He sits on top of a hill in the middle of the island. It’s not the biggest hill, but it still takes quite the effort to climb it. I think it’s worth it even if just for the view. You can see the entire island from there. It’s simply awesome. The area in the closest vicinity is the Chalong Subdistrict. Sounds familiar? Didn’t think so. It is the location of the famous Wat Chalong temple: the main place of worship on Phuket. You might as well get in touch with nature while you’re in the area. Visit the Tiger Kingdom where people essentially turn wild cats into pets. Or try the Elephant Sanctuary where you can feed and bathe these majestic animals. Don’t ride them though, because it’s a dick move and animal cruelty.

Big Buddha statue in Phuket

In Thailand Big Buddha figures are found in almost all major temples; it is impossible not to notice them due to their enormous size; in Phuket the statue rises at an altitude of almost 0.5 km and is clearly visible from different parts of the island

Pa Tong is the main resort and party district on Phuket. That’s where you’re probably stationed if you booked a trip via a travel agency. This is what you’d expect from stereotypical Thai destinations like Pattaya. It gets crazy and “not suitable for younger audience” especially after dark. There are options if you want to keep it PG13. The Jungceylon Shopping Mall is the largest one on Phuket; it’s a theme park. But why even go on a trip to Thailand if you’re spending your time in shopping malls? The night markets are at least a cultural experience. I wouldn’t put much faith in the sanitary conditions, but the food is great. Same thing with the beach: it’s three kilometres of beautiful white. Too bad that it gets disgustingly dirty. People litter, not to mention there have been cases of locals emptying their waste directly into the waters in 2015. Bring something for food poisoning: better safe than sorry, right?

Naples city guide

One of my Italian friends told me “Naples has a bad reputation”. But how can a city with the best pizza in the world have a bad reputation? “Pizza is good even when it’s bad”. It’s a universal truth that grew well beyond its meme origins. Even more so in 2020, which has been a year of discovery. I bet you discovered that you suddenly want to learn how to make pizza and sourdough bread. You watched all the tutorials on YouTube, went through countless recipes. Months later, your household is covered with flour and pieces of pizza dough. Surely, you’ve perfected your technique and you’re ready to invite test subjects over. It’s pizza party time. Everything is ready; the dough has been fermenting for almost a week. San Marzano tomatoes are in your food processor. You invested money into livestock so you can milk it and make your own Mozzarella. A custom-made wood-fired pizza oven is reaching its target temperature. The scene is set and you bake the pie. Guests are shaking with anticipation. One takes their first bite and you hear it: “Dogshit. Disgusting, but I’ll still eat it because it’s pizza”. That’s when you decided to go on a pilgrimage to Naples, as every Pizzaiolo should at least once in their life.

Sea coast of Naples and Mount Vesuvius

Mount Vesuvius, 15 km from Naples, is the only active volcano in continental Europe; the largest eruption, destroying the cities of Pompeii, Oplontis, Herculaneum, occurred on August 24, 79 AD

Some call Napoli the city of diabetes, where people would build homes from pizza if it only were architecturally possible. They somehow managed the traditional way using brick and mortar. All these old buildings with grandmas spying on everyone from balconies should be trademarked. Naples’ bad reputation comes from its core identity. It’s stuck in between. A “Maybe Town’, or “We’ll See Town”. No one can decide on anything. Crime is also a big deal in Naples. After all, Camorra originated in these parts. They were all about gambling and small-scale crime back in the 17th century. Modern Camorra is one of the major players in smuggling drugs into Europe. They keep close relations with various organizations all over the world. Don’t let that intimidate you, Naples might be messy and chaotic but it’s relatively safe.

Ironically, the most Neapolitan area of Naples is the Spanish Quarter. That’s where the locals get their pizza. I won’t include any spots, just look for the place with the longest line. I can, however, recommend a sfogliatelle spot. Nothing beats a flaky pastry filled with cream to go with an espresso. Sfogliatelle Attanasio is a legendary spot, but the competition is catching up quickly. There’s a market nearby with local fishermen selling their catch of the day. Try fried frutti di mare in a cone from one of the street vendors. Grab one and start walking, explore. It’s not one of those cities that go full tourist mode with a map and a list of things to see. Naples is to be experienced organically. Sure, there are the usual suspects: churches, cathedrals, piazzas, catacombs; all the typical Italian city staples. The most interesting stuff is underground. There are all sorts of caverns and some of them are even connected to the volcano. Ancient Greeks around the 4th century BC have dug some of the man-made tunnels. One of the newer ones served as a bomb shelter during the war. It’s filled with vintage cars for some reason. It’s so cool.

Amalfi city near Naples

Naples is only 60 km from the picturesque seaside town Amalfi; it is here that the famous limoncello liqueur is produced; the beauty of this place is indescribable: you have to pinch yourself to believe that everything you see is not a fairy tale, but reality!

Let’s get back on track with our pizza quest. What makes Naples so unique that it’s home to a UNESCO Cultural Heritage fast food? It’s not as much about the city but the whole region. Certain ingredients are a must for a pizza to be Neapolitan. The San Marzano tomatoes are one. This strain first emerged from the volcanic soil around Mount Vesuvius. It’s the volcano that destroyed Pompei, like in that horrible movie with Kit Harrington. I guess “entombed” is a better word as it was very well preserved under 6 meters of volcanic ash. It’s hard to imagine; so many people buried alive. Now that I think of it: it’s kind of macabre how some of the juiciest tomatoes grow on this soil. Oh well, at least most of the structures were left almost untouched. It provides amazing opportunities for archaeologists, if it only wasn’t for all the pesky tourists.

A special kind of Mozzarella is another key ingredient in Neapolitan pizza. Mozzarella di Bufala is processed from milk from a water buffalo, sort of a water-cow. Best take a short drive to the Agerola municipality and see how it’s traditionally made. It’s just outside of Naples and it could be the beginning of a beautiful trip along the Amalfi Coast. Charming towns along the coast built into rocky cliffs that somehow resemble PIZZA CRUST. Amalfi, Positano, and Cetara are all worth checking out. Driving from one city to another can also be quite the experience. Think about all those super narrow Italian streets and then imagine there’s raging see right below. It’s not for the faint of heart. “Tour-de-France-ing” on a bike could be an alternative. All that stamina could come in handy while working that pizza dough later.

Vladivostok city guide

Modern globetrotters have a bucket list of things they’d like to experience. Taking the Trans-Siberian is often one of them. I can get behind that; it’s super romantic, isn’t it? Riding a train from Moscow to Vladivostok alongside your significant other or a group of friends. The journey is over nine thousand kilometres long from west to east. Imagine the things you get to see through a train window. Endless steppes, all the obscure Russian, Mongolian, and Chinese landscapes: it’s a real adventure. My uncle painted a different picture when he told me about his first-hand experience. He used to be a chef on TSS Stefan Batory in the 70s. The Batory was an ocean liner between Gdynia and New York, a bit like a budget Titanic. I’m not sure how uncle ended up on the Trans-Siberian, since it’s nowhere near the Atlantic. Either way… he used to tell me how the train took two weeks to arrive in Vladivostok back then. That’s if you were lucky and it didn’t halt in the middle of nowhere. There was no drinkable water a few days into the journey, but there was never a shortage of vodka. You could even buy “mystery dairy” products from Mongolians peeking into train windows. It was hard-core, I can only imagine how happy people were when they arrived in Vladivostok.

Aerial view by evening of Russky Bridge in Vladivostok

The long-awaited Russky Bridge, built in 2008, connecting the historical part of the city with the Russky Island, with a central span of more than 1100 metres it's considered the world's longest cable-stayed bridge

Russians have a unique talent for building cities in the middle of nowhere. That’s what comes to mind when you arrive and step foot on the platform. That, and of course Radio Vladivostok FM that features in GTA4 and plays Russian and Ukrainian music of all genres. It’s almost a colony. Vladivostok came to be as a military outpost, like most Russian cities this far east. It rapidly grew into one of the most important ports in the region. I mean it when I say “rapidly”. Vladivostok was founded in 1860, so it is a relatively young city. The rapid development can be attributed to its remarkable location. “The Gateway to Asia” is the way that locals refer to Vladivostok. It really is the place where Russia mixes with China and Japan. The word Vladivostok even translates into “Claim/Rule the East”, which is a little ominous. If I were to describe it, I’d say it looks like a Soviet version of San Francisco. They even have two bridges inspired by the famous Golden Gate Bridge in California. Both were opened in 2012 in preparation for the Asian Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit. The Golden Bridge (Zolotoy Bridge) is the smaller one, though with a central span of 737 metres still pretty impressive. The other one is Russian Bridge (Russky Bridge). With a central span of 1,104 metres (3,622 feet) it’s the longest cable-stayed bridge in the world.

Those are the things that immediately stand out as soon as you arrive in Vladivostok. But even among all that there is one landmark that catches everyone’s eye. The Savior Transfiguration Cathedral shines as the centrepiece of Vladivostok. It literally shines. Rays of the sun reflected by those golden spires can burn your eyes out. The cathedral looks like it remembers the Tsars, but it’s been finished very recently. People couldn’t decide on the architectural style, so it was stuck in bureaucratic limbo for years. The same thing happened with the embankments. Originally built with industry in mind, but then they took a turn in different directions. The Korabelnaya Embankment in downtown Vladivostok is all about that glorious Russian fleet. You can see and even come on board on some of the still-operational vessels. Even the Submarine S-56 was turned into a museum. Seeing how the marines work in these tiny, claustrophobic spaces is mind-blowing.

The Savior Transfiguration Cathedral in Vladivostok with cable-stayed bridge in the background

The Savior Transfiguration Cathedral in Vladivostok is still under construction and will become one of the largest cathedrals in the Primorsky Territory

The remaining embankments are of a more leisurely sort. Sports Harbour used to be a popular area with public baths, beaches, and wellness services. Now it’s more of a boardwalk with cafés and popcorn stands. Then there’s the University Embankment, which serves as an urban beach. I’m not going to lie: it’s not the prettiest urban beach in the world. It’s better than nothing, though. I think there’s untapped potential here and room for improvement. Swimming in these waters isn’t allowed, but locals don’t seem to care. The Crown Prince Embankment is the newest addition to Vladivostok’s embankment family. It’s more of a cultural centre with skate parks street art. Some of the best sights this region has to offer are just outside of the city. There are several islands, big and small on the east coast of Primorye. It has become almost a ritual for people to venture out “to the islands” during summer. Petrov Island is the most interesting one with its rich past and shamanic heritage. There’s a yew grove supposedly as old as the Petrov’s last Chinese inhabitants and their creepy places of unknown worship.

 

Zagreb city guide

The Croatian coast and its luxury resorts have overshadowed Zagreb for a long time. They are not that far away from the city, but the seaside feels like an entirely different country. Zagreb is relatively small for a capital and it’s not very crowded either. You’ll see a tourist here and there, but they’re usually just passing through. There’s this pleasant, tightly knit community feeling here. It’s like being in a small town where everyone knows each other. Visit the Dolac Market and you’ll see what I’m talking about. It has been Zagreb’s main trading area since 1930. Dolac is divided into two parts: one is above the ground and the second below. The first one showcases different kinds of produce. You can buy vegetables, fruit but also preserves like jams, chutneys, and stuff like honey. Everyone shakes hands, they know each other by name. There are also arcades with cafes and bars where people like to get hammered when they close their stands. The other market is a little different. You need to walk downstairs into an underground hall. Think of the Lord of the Rings’ Mines of Moria, but then with meat and delicious Croatian dairy. It’s pure genius if you think about it: free refrigeration for all the stuff that would rapidly go bad in the sun.

Night aerial view of Ban Jelacic Square in Zagreb

Ban Josip Jelačić Square, surrounded by stately buildings of 19th century, is the heart and soul of Zagreb; visit this best place for relaxation, where you can feel the pulse of city life while sitting in a cozy cafe and sipping delicious aromatic coffee, looking at a picture that no longer resembles a communist city

Not only the market, but the entire core of Zagreb is split between upper and lower town. Ban Jelačić Square is located almost next to the Dolac. There’s nothing special about it, just one of your standard-issue old town squares. It’s a pedestrian-only zone where people like to meet up before venturing into a night of partying. You can take the famous Zagreb funicular to climb up further towards more touristy sites. It’s like an almost vertical tram, but super slow. You can run laps around it using the stairs, but that’s to be expected from a device that’s been operational since 1890. The ride ends at the bottom of the Lotrščak Tower. It’s usually crowded there as tourists gather around noon to witness “the cannon shot”. Most cities have a way to signal the middle of the day. In Zagreb’s case, it’s a stupid loud cannon shot that you can’t prepare for.

From there you can walk straight to the Cathedral: a beautiful gothic church and the tallest building of Croatia. Weird, right? It’s been damaged by several fires and earthquakes. But show me a cathedral that hasn’t. Saint Marks Church is another one worth paying a visit to. It’s one of the oldest buildings in Zagreb and one of the most recognizable landmarks. St. Mark's Square is also where you’ll find the parliament and the presidential palace. Next stop: Tkalciceva Street, one of the busiest streets in the area with cafes, restaurants, and solid nightlife. Craft beer and Štrukli are two things you might want to sit down for here. Štrukli is a cottage cheese casserole Zagreb is known for. Everyone has his own recipe and it can be either boiled or baked, sweet or savoury.

Zagreb Cathedral at Christmas time

Having witnessed many centuries of war and destruction, and periods of prosperity and decline, the Zagreb Cathedral stands until today as a grandeur building

There are some interesting museums you can visit in Zagreb. The Museum of Broken Relationships is one you should never visit with a date. Unless you’re planning to break up: then these exhibitions could come in handy. Take a daytrip to Medvednica when you need a break from city life. It’s just twenty kilometers north of Zagreb and it’s an absolute joy to hike. There are skiing slopes open in the winter, but I prefer the mountain during summer. People relax and gossip around many barbeque stands serving shashliks and refreshing drinks. The Veternica Cave is available to explore if you’re into that sort of stuff. The early inhabitants worshiped the cave bear here, which the mountain takes its name from. It also served as a hideout for criminals and all sorts of hoodlums. I always get The Descent vibes from these caves, so I’d pass. Medvedgrad Castle watches over Zagreb from one of the slopes of Medvednica. Many legends are surrounding this fortress and the notorious Black Queen who ruled these lands with an iron fist. She supposedly had a large raven that sat on her shoulder and guarded her fiercely. Black Queen is the Elizabeth Bathory of these lands. Magic, drinking human blood and general debauchery only begin to describe the stories connected with that persona.

Cologne city guide

Tourists often dismiss Germany as a travel destination, unless we’re talking about history buffs, who often have this country on their bucket list. I think it’s because of the wide range of things to see and do. As a consequence it’s hard to pick one thing or place to visit in Germany. There’s beautiful nature, the medieval towns, and the Oktoberfest. The seaside is nothing to scoff at either. Which city captures the essence of Deutschland and scratches all the right spots? That would be Cologne (Köln in German), hands down. Cologne is one of the oldest and largest German cities. Yet it somehow achieves the fragile balance between a busy beehive metropolis and a small village vibe. Ancient battlements implanted with steel beams and glass panels like architectural cyborgs. The Krane Houses (Kranhauser) are an example of this modern architecture. Their constructions are based on the actual harbour cranes used to load cargo onto ships. The harbour eventually lost its function and was turned into a hyper-modern residential district. Cool stuff. Sadly, there is no large medieval “core” in Cologne as most of it was heavily bombarded during the war.

Cologne Cathedral illuminated by sun, view from below

As conceived by the creators, the Cologne Cathedral was supposed to surpass all the temples that the world had seen before, and they more than succeeded in it; the construction process of Cathedral took more than six centuries

The most important sites are literally next to the train station. It is a very walkable city and a pleasure to explore on foot. The Altstadt (Old Town) is what remains of pre-war Cologne. It might not be the largest, but it should scratch that European fairy-tale itch. The Dom (Kölner Dom), or the Cathedral Church of Saint Peter is the most visited landmark in Germany. 20 000 people every single day is a very impressive number for a church. The Shrine of the Three Kings is its most prized treasure. It’s a huge gilded sarcophagus, supposedly holding the remains of the Three Magi. I don’t think anyone opened it to check, though. This World Heritage Site is enormous. I think that if you’ve seen one Gothic Cathedral then you’ve seen them all. They almost look identical, but the one in Cologne is very special. Not only a unique specimen in this part of Europe, but it’s also miraculously durable. The Dom used to be the tallest building in the city and served as the beacon for World War 2 bombardments.

Everything outside of the Cathedral was absolutely obliterated. What if it wasn’t there in the first place? Would Cologne be in better shape after the war? Possibly. One thing is for sure: the famous Christmas Market wouldn’t be the same. Germany has elevated these seasonal events to a whole new level. Cologne Cathedral Market (at the Roncalliplatz) hosts over 150 stalls and 4 million visitors every year. What’s so special about these festivals that draws in such crowds? They’re like your very own Christmas movie. There’s nothing else quite like that atmosphere. Ride a carousel; drink spiced wine and snack on grilled meats. These markets are the best place to buy presents if you’re lagging behind with that. I recommend buying one of those handcrafted nutcrackers. An absolute peak of human engineering that hasn’t changed its form in centuries.

What came first: the chicken or the egg? The city of Cologne or the perfume? It’s the former of course. The fragrance was invented in 1709 by Johann Maria Farina who named it Eau de Cologne (Kölnisch Wasser). You can still buy it in certain shops. It’s a very classic set of aromas, maybe a bit out-dated though since I also associate with presents I used to buy for my granny during my childhood. Kölsch is a different kind of scented water originating from Cologne. Scented with hops and brewed. A beer so local that it’s regulated by law and can only be made within 50km from the city. A detailed brewing process is also a must for a product to live up to the name.

No better time to get into all the intricacies of this beverage than during the Carnival. Carnival in Cologne (Kölner Karneval) is almost as old as the history of the city itself. The municipality of Cologne declares Carnival even the "fifth season" in its city. The Carnival season traditionally kicks off at 11 minutes past 11 on November 11 but most festivities take place in February or March of the year after. The feast was assimilated by the Catholic Church, while elements from ancient pagan spring festivals have been taken on board as well. As a consequence, the Carnival dates follow the Christian liturgical calendar, which differs every year. The absolute peak of the festivities is taking place during three days (Sunday, Monday and Tuesday) prior to Ash Wednesday. On Ash Wednesday the Carnival is over and the Lent starts; a 6-week period that ends the night before Easter Sunday. Traditionally for Catholics this period is meant as a sign of sacrifice and to test their self-discipline. On Ash Wednesday, Good Friday and all Fridays during Lent, adult Catholics over the age of 14 are supposed to abstain from eating meat. Doesn’t sound like a big offer to me when more and more people turn out to be part-time vegetarians these days. But nowadays, only hard-core Catholics respect the Lent tradition, while the Carnival has many followers and “believers”. Maybe the Catholic traditions have become less attractive to the new generations? Maybe Catholics believers have les endurance and discipline when it comes to follow religious instructions than the average Muslim or Buddhist? Probably all are true. But I guess above all it’s symptomatic for modern times where people like to enjoy the benefits but cannot deal with the burdens.

Two glasses of Kölsch beer to the backgdrop of Cologne's Old Town (Altstadt)

Cologne is famous for its local beer: Kölsch, which is not only consumed in high doses during the Kölner Karneval (Cologne Carnival) but popular throughout the year, since beer reveals its aroma at a certain temperature, they drink it not ice cold, but at a temperature of 8-10 °C

Many cities in the catholic part of Germany (and the Netherlands and Belgium alike) celebrate Carnival. And every city or region will claim its own Carnival is the best. But is fair to say that Cologne is the undisputed king of Carnival, at least as Germany is concerned. Being originally from the South of the Netherlands I have been raised in the Carnival tradition. And since Cologne was very close to my native town I hopped over so now and then. I can confirm the hospitality and kindness of its inhabitants is infinite which makes it very easy for a foreigner to connect with locals. And they definitely know how to throw a party. The high dozes of alcohol consumption and the flavours of spring in the air definitely do their work. They even say Cologne Carnival is the wildest and outgoing one with also a lot flirting and messing around. And rumour has it that many relationships break up and new love affairs start during these crazy days. Sounds tempty, doesn’t it? In any case, think of colourful street parades, balls and stage shows all over the place. Children and adults dress up in the most weird and creative costumes, parties take over the streets and the Kölsch flows freely. Most popular and busiest day of the festivities is Rose Monday (Rosenmontag). It’s without doubt the highlight of the Kölner Karneval when a huge street parade draws up to a million visitors from all over the world.

When you think of Germany, you also think of the Oktoberfest. Here, obviously Munich is leading the league. Cologne joined the Oktoberfest elite club only recently in 2004, but that doesn’t mean the festival is lacking. You can eat all the Pretzels and Weisswurst with mustard you can fit in your mouth. A 3200 sq. meters large tent filled with sounds of live music and friends to be made. Visit the Chocolate Museum for a desert. You can learn how the famous Lindt pralines are made, or even take different courses and make your very own treats.

Marseille city guide

I thought that the French Riviera is all about pocket little ports smelling of wine, seafood, and croissants. That’s true for most of them, apart from Marseille. Marseille is humongous. It’s the second-largest city in France as a matter of fact. I think it’s a much better destination than Paris; at least for tourism. The only thing I didn’t like about Marseille is that it was a little “unkept”. The city is like a shaggy beard. There’s ugly, bad graffiti everywhere. I mean graffiti vandalism, not a graffiti art form. Or a broken window here and there. Or the permanent renovations of certain landmarks that seem to be going nowhere. I think that people should take better care of a city of this caliber. What do I mean by caliber? You could say it is one of the oldest and most significant European cities. Marseille has been a major port during the Greek rule over the Mediterranean around 600 BC. Its location was perfect for a mish-mash of different cultures to emerge. You can see the remnants of those ancient times at Le Jardin des Vestiges. It’s a park and an archeological site with elements of millennia-old masonry.

Marseille has prospered over the ages and the Old Port (Vieux-Port de Marseille) has always been the focal point of the city. This is where the Knights Templar sailed to Jerusalem from. Église Saint-Ferréol les Augustins is where their commandery used to be. It has been rebuilt a few times over and it seems rather plain. The mysterious Abbey of St Victor is on the opposite side of the port. This one stands on top of an ancient Greek cemetery. Perhaps that’s the cause of all the misfortune that beheld this monastery of the years. A couple Viking and Saracen lootings, loss of an entire library of ancient texts; that sort of stuff. St Victor himself is supposedly buried somewhere deep below alongside artifacts from ages past. That’s the story, but what if these monks were simple graverobbers? They seemed like a naughty bunch, causing all sorts of trouble.

Notre Dame de la Garde cathedral in Marseille

The Cathedral of Notre Dame de la Garde in Marseille, standing on a 149 m high limestone, can be seen from everywhere in the city; the top of the magnificent cathedral is decorated with an 11-meter statue of the Virgin Mary and Child

The Cathedral of Saint Mary Major, built in Byzantine-Roman Revival style is one of Marseille’s most eye-catching churches. But this cathedral and all other churches of Marseille pale in comparison with Notre-Dame de la Garde. It’s the symbol, the most recognizable landmark in this city. The hill it stands upon was home to a small church already in the 13th century. The basilica in its current form was built in 1864. There’s a huge golden statue of the Virgin Mary on top of the temple; it is said that it guided the sailors on their way back home. Those sailors and other believers brought a mountain of ex-votos to these walls. It’s a fancy name for an offering and the basilica is stacked with handicraft like models of ships, paintings, or just simple written letters. Many people claim they have been healed by the titular Our Lady of the Guard. Believer or not, everyone can appreciate the site and the view from up top. It can give you a perspective on exactly how many beaches there are in Marseille. You can even take a boat trip to nearby islands like Frioul or Chateau D’If. The latter one used to be a prison, but now it’s a huge Count Monte Cristo museum. There are stories about different prisoners being held here like the Man in the Iron Mask, or Marquis de Sade. It’s all fiction.

The Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilisations at the Old Port of Marseille

Marseille is the only city in the world with a museum dedicated to the history of the Mediterranean people and the origin of civilizations in Europe; the modern building of the museum is connected to the fortress in Marseille's Old Port

If you’re looking for that perfect sunset moment then Fort St Jean at the Old Port is the right spot. It’s one of the two imposing structures guarding the entrance to the port. Truth be told, the cannons are pointing towards the city, not towards the sea. St Jean was built to keep the unruly citizens in check, not to defend them from outside threats. There isn’t much to say about the fort itself. It gets super crowded especially around late afternoon. Trust me though, the view from the tower is worth the minor annoyances. There’s a bridge connecting it with the Museum of European and Mediterranean Civilizations. Check it out even if you’re not a fan of museums; the architecture alone is stunning. There’s also a great restaurant on the terrace. From there you can walk towards Le Panier, the Old Town of Marseille. Tiny squares and cobblestone streets; you know the drill. Great nightlife too, but the narrow alleys can get a bit dangerous after dark.

Johannesburg city guide

The more you know about Johannesburg the less appealing it gets. Not that it’s very appealing at first sight (or the second). The city is humongous and nearly impossible to explore without a car. That’s to be expected from a metropolis inhabited by over 5 million people. Let’s address the elephant in the room, though. Is it safe? Everyone is trying to sell “Joburg” as the friendliest city on earth. They’ll tell you that people are the warmest and most welcoming towards tourists. The same guys will tell you that you need to take an Uber to the convenience store around the corner. Walking half a mile in broad daylight is not 100% safe here. Naturally, there are safe and unsafe districts like everywhere else. You will see tourists walking around, sure, but usually accompanied by local guides. As if it was some urban safari. There still is a lot of tension between people here. Racial segregation has been a thing of the past for decades, yet people tend to stick to their own. “South Africa has come a long way since the 1970s”, but has it really? There’s this unease in the air that you won’t understand unless you know what Johannesburg was built upon. I won’t delve deep into the history of apartheid, but its stench still lingers here. Mandela might have cracked the wall, but its foundations are holding well.

Hotel in Gold Reef City Theme park in Johannesburg

The Gold Reef City Theme amusement park in Johannesburg located on the site of an old gold mine; the atmosphere of the times of the "gold rush" is very faithfully recreated here: a street of 19th century buildings, staff in typical costumes, shops, hotels and taverns in the old style

Downtown Johannesburg is relatively safe, at least by day. This is the yuppie district, and especially Johannesburg’s Central Business District, short named CBD, looks almost like New York with all the skyscrapers dominating the skyline. Downtown is what’s being shown on the brochures, with charming alleys with cafes and bars. The New Town Cultural Centre and the famous Market Theatre are what I would call landmarks. Mandela’s villa in the posh residential districts is also considered one. His grandchildren still live there so it’s awkward to just hang outside. That doesn’t stop people from visiting to pay their respects. You’ll find thousands of rocks with names on them stacked alongside the wall. The Melville district is where you’ll find the hottest nightlife; a lovely area like New Orleans.

Taking a daytrip to Pretoria is a nice break from busy Johannesburg. It’s just half an hour away if you take a train. Pretoria is the capital of South Africa in the traditional sense. All the embassies and government buildings are here. It’s a very pleasant, serene city, and feels almost like walking through a giant park. The contrast between this and the grey Joburg is striking. Johannesburg, “the wealthiest city of South Africa” was built on gold. That’s why it’s known as the Golden City. It all started when the Dutch East India Company arrived at Cape of Good Hope and settled in the area. The Brits and other European nations arrived and the parties came to a disagreement. The Cape was taken over and the Dutch were bullied out. They packed their bags (wagons) and left. It’s basically an African Wild West story but in the eastern part of the continent. They eventually settled in the Transvaal region and lived off the land. They discovered vast gold and diamond deposits, which became both a curse and a blessing. It took two wars and eradication of the Zulu Kingdom for the province to finally have some room to breathe. That’s a very simplified summary of how Johannesburg came to be.

View from below at skyscrapers of Central Business District in Johannesburg

Central Business District (CBD): one of the main business centers of Johannesburg, the densest cluster of skyscrapers in Africa; many buildings are now emptying as white people flee to safer northern suburbs

The mining business is still going strong here. There’s even a gold rush themed amusement park called The Gold Reef City nearby. You can tour what remains of the Crown Mines here, it was one of the richest deposits in the world. I think it’s super awkward that you have this family fun space here while Soweto is literally just a few blocks away. South African gold empire was built on the blood and the sweat of migrant workers, mostly natives. These suburban “townships” were built to house the coloured community, which was denied access to downtown Johannesburg. Basically these were nothing less than ghettos, with black people having to pay rent for roofs over their heads. White people came up with stupid rules; like that you could buy a building out after 70 years. Soweto in the 21st century is like an open-air museum favela. Beloved by the tourists as well, even though they need a local to show them around. It is worth visiting, as it’s a living and breathing testament to apartheid. The Soweto Uprising was the key towards the end of oppression. You could learn more here than in the actual Apartheid Museum. There is a lot to experience in Soweto, but it feels more like urban exploration than sightseeing. Visit Nelson Mandela’s old house in one of the neighbourhoods. It’s almost a pilgrimage site. The Soweto Towers are what remains of the Orlando Power Station decommissioned in 1998. They’re covered in beautiful murals and connected by a bridge from which you can bungee jump if you have the balls. The nearby ruins of dilapidated buildings are where the Chappie movie was filmed; a real treat for Die Antwoord fans.

Valencia city guide

People come to Madrid because it’s the capital. People visit Barcelona because it was in Woody Allen’s masterpiece Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Those are the two staple cities on every trip to Spain: immensely popular and visited by millions of international tourists every year. What if you want to experience all that the Iberian Peninsula has to offer, but you hate crowds? Well, you’re screwed because it’s crowded everywhere. Valencia, however, might provide a little bit more breathing space. It’s unmistakably Spanish, but certain hints make it unique. Catalonia lies to the north. That region influenced Valencia to the point that they speak a Catalonian dialect. Some even consider their land a part of the Catalan nation. I don’t want to get into the entire “autonomous community” deal in Spain. Let’s not get political. Valencia is the largest container port in the Mediterranean Sea. A lot of stuff arrives in Europe through this city. Some of it is good, some of it is bad. That boils down to glorious chaos you can feel in the local air. A “melting pot”; this disgustingly overused term fits Valencia like nothing else because this is the cradle of Paella! It’s all about some special rice that grows in the area. You can try the real thing or buy the freshest ingredients at the Central Market of Valencia (Mercado Central).

View from water at Palau de les Arts Reina Sofia and Turia Gardens in Valencia

In the 70s of the last century, it was decided to change the course of the Turia River in Valencia, which constantly flooded the city; in the drained riverbed the largest park complex of Spain, Turia Gardens was created; the fabulous Palau de les Arts Reina Sofia is the park's most eye-catching building

The best thing you can do is rent a bicycle and explore. That is to say: if you have buttocks of steel. Many tough guys before you thought by mistake they could spend the entire day on a bike. Also, be mindful of the heat. It does get hot even with the breeze coming from the sea. Why not do as many locals do and explore by bike the Turia Gardens (Jardí del Túria). It is one of the largest urban parks in Spain and runs over nine kilometres through the old riverbed of the Turia. It stretches out from Cabecera Park and Bioparc in the west to the City of Arts and Sciences in the east and features a lot of great stuff. Picture a realistic copy of an African savannah in the Bioparc and Oceanogràfic houses the largest aquarium of Europe. In the City of Arts and Sciences there is Palau de les Arts Reina Sofía; a spectacular opera house and cultural centre, while in Gulliver Park, the little ones can climb a giant, 70-meter large figure. This all topped with lush palm and orange trees, pinewoods and other aromatic trees, and flowers all over the place. No need to say that the Turia Gardens are the favourite hangout of locals, be it runners, cyclists, and other sporty types, nature enthusiasts, arts lovers and above all families.

The famous Arab baths in Valencia are the place to freshen up in the morning, or even better in the evening. The Arabs built ten of these “spas” in the 13th century, but the Admiral's Baths (Baños del Almirante) are the only one that’s still around. Valencia’s historic quarter is the second largest in entire Spain and packed with landmarks. Stunning but it all looks the same to me. I take most pleasure walking those narrow streets and sipping on Aqua de Valencia from a shaker bottle. It’s a local drink made from orange juice, gin, and vodka. I know, I know, there some landmarks you need just need to see. Mercado Central, which I already mentioned is one of those. Columbus Market (Mercado de Colón) is another one worth visiting. Both are great examples of local Art Nouveau architecture.

Old street of Valencia at night

Valencia is especially attractive in the evening, when hundreds of lights are lit and give the old streets a special charm

I can only imagine the walls encircling Valencia’s Old Town and their scope. You can also only imagine because they were demolished in 1865. Why? Valencia was struggling with unemployment and people needed stuff to do. Who needs walls anyway? There are three main squares within the historic quarter. There is Plaza del Ayuntamiento with the stunning City Hall (Ayuntamiento de Valencia). And you’ve got Plaza de la Reina with the Cathedral and a park with dozens of palm trees. Plaza de la Virgen is perhaps the most recognizable one. There’s the characteristic Nuestra Señora de los Desamparados basilica that doesn’t even resemble a church. The Palau de la Generalitat, the seat of the government for the Valencia region, is right next to it. The fountain in the middle is dedicated to the Turia, the river that flows elegantly through the city. This square is at its best during late evenings when it’s not that hot and you can’t see the mountains of pigeon poo.

Not just the square, but the whole city comes to life after dusk. Valencia’s nightlife is nothing less than legendary. Actually, it is considered to have the best nightlife in Spain (not counting Ibiza). People party everywhere so it’s hard to pin down a spot or two. Visit the beaches: Playa de la Malvarrosa and Playa de las Arenas. Those two and the surrounding streets are pumping to the beat every summer. Don’t miss out on the Fallas Festival. It lasts through almost the entire March and it’s one of the most hyped up festivals in Europe. It gets wild with people dancing on the streets, hard drinking and…. paella competitions. Yes, they take paella that seriously. At its core, Fallas is all about burning things. Burning wooden sculptures, political caricatures, and fireworks! Forget China, Valencia considers itself the world’s capital of fireworks. The grand finale happens after midnight on the 19th of March with one last bonfire and even more pyrotechnics.

Burgas city guide

Every time people talk about Burgas they sound like they have a gun pointed at them. It’s like in those mental health institutions in the movies. You have to say: everything is fine; otherwise you will get electrocuted. “Burgas is so peaceful, there is no crime, no drugs. The cost of living is very low and the city is beautiful. I would say it’s the most European city in Bulgaria: very prosperous and clean. We’re having so much fun here and we made so many friends. This park is the best park I’ve ever seen. Life is great!” Stockholm syndrome at its finest. Jokes aside, Burgas is exactly like that: a giant retirement home. That is a good comparison as many Europeans decide to spend their golden years here. Burgas is cheap and quiet with the bonus of being a sea resort. The climate is not too hot during summer and not too cold during winters. It’s also not as rowdy as the Golden Sands. Unfortunately, the one exceptional thing about this city is that it is home to the largest oil refinery in the Balkans. Oh yeah, the seafood is amazing too. That’s it. It’s by no means the second Dubai. Burgas is just a humble port town that’s slowly realizing its touristic potential.

Burgas provides great opportunities to explore some nearby charming old town. So many people do a daytrip to Sozopol, located 20 kilometres south from Burgas. It is supposed to be the oldest town at the Black Sea coast and has many interesting historical sites such as the Southern Fortress Wall, the Archeological Museum and several picturesque churches. It should not take you more than half an hour to get there by bus or car. But let’s say you’re stuck in Burgas for some reason: what are your options? Well, you can explore. It’s not a large city so you can traverse it on foot or on a bike. Saints Cyril and Methodius Cathedral is the main church in Burgas. Those two guys are known as the creators of the Slavonic/Early Cyrillic alphabet. The temple itself is one of the most beautiful in the Balkans. There are three museums in Burgas that are worth checking out. The Archeological Museum with its collection of artefacts from different eras. It’s small, but it has some interesting stuff on the exhibition. For example, jewellery looted from a recently uncovered Roman cemetery outside of the city. The Ethnographical Museum showcases different tools people used to fish in these waters. The Natural Science Museum has a collection of various specimens of local fauna and flora. If nature is what you’re after then you should take a trip to Burgas Lakes. There is an option to book a guided boat ride; you can take a pair of binoculars for bird watching too.

Southern Fortress Wall in Sozopol near Burgas

Only half an hour by car from Burgas and you are in Sozopol; it's a favorite bohemian vacation spot and sometimes called the Black Sea Saint Tropez, where you can find interesting historical sites such as the Southern Fortress Wall

The main issue is that Burgas is a bit boring. There are neighbouring towns with more stuff to do and things to see. Nesebâr, within a visible distance from Burgas is such a place. It’s a tiny island dotted with medieval churches and Roman ruins. The Church of Saint Sofia, or what remains of it is a major tourist magnet. The building is decrepit and abandoned, but you get the feeling that it used to be something magical. This tiny island was home to almost 80 churches and chapels back in the day. Perhaps people thought they needed heavenly protection against something lurking in the Black Sea? Nesebâr was a major religious site, already around the year 500 BC. Sadly, all those temples have been flooded when the water levels rose. I bet the area is a promised land for treasure hunters.

Saint Sofia church in Nesebar near Burgas

The half-ruined oldest church in Bulgaria, Saint Sofia, is located in the ancient seaside town Nesebar (also referred to as Nessebar), close to Burgas

Sunny Beach, as the name suggests, is the cookie-cutter beach. Some even compare it to Cancun or the Spanish Riviera and it’s up to par with both. You won’t have any trouble communicating in English here. I only mention this because it’s not so obvious in Burgas. The only downside is that everything is seasonal oriented. Nevertheless, during those few months you can have the time of your life here as the hottest clubs and beach bars in Bulgaria are in Sunny Beach. You will come across crowds of loud, drunk kids on every step. I know it’s something I avoid nowadays, so if I would rather go back to Burgas for a more relaxing nightlife. Aleko Bogoridi is the main boulevard here. It’s where you can shop for anything from souvenirs to designer clothes. All the decent restaurants are also located along that street. The Maritime Park and the beach come to life during summer. That park is almost a city of its own with parties, street food stands, and bars. The beach is a little disappointing though and used mostly by the locals and the occasional windsurfer.

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